Dear servant of God vinyard

August 11, 2009 at 10:06 (Web) (, , , , )

Just received a great email this morning. Its one of the nigerian scam emails. The reason I’¡m posting it here is, well I found it (if a scam) quite entertaining. It has a slightly surreal feel that makes me think it has been either translated or  written by someone who uses a bastardized version of the english language. I will even be nice and include ‘her’ email to that ‘she’ can get spammed to kingdom come!

From: Mrs.  Camrier Camara.

Dear servant of God vinyard .
I am Mrs. Camrier Camara , an French woman who is suffering from cancerous ailment. I am married to Sir Brown-David Camara who also is an French man  though dead now. My husband worked with the Paris Railways for over two decade before the cold hand of death took him away on the 25rd of July 2008 at about 4:00AM. Our marriage lasted for over a decade without any fruit of the womb.
My husband died after a protracted illness. My husband and I made a vow to  uplift the down-trodden and the less-privileged individuals within the Ivory coast , North Asia,  and Africa and the rest of the globe as he had passion for persons who can not help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament. I can adduce this to the fact that he needed a Child from this relationship, which never came.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 1.45 Million (One Million and Forty Five Thousand United State Dollars ) with a bank here . Presently, this money is still with the Bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that I have a limited or numbered days on earth and that my life span will not exceed 23 days due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from.
Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I have in addition to the  cancer. With this hard reality that has befallen my family, and me I have decided to donate this fund to a non-governmental, or a non religious, and or a non profit organization or better still an individual, that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a non governmental, or a non religious, and or a non profit organization or better still an individual, that will use this gift which comes from my husbands sweat to fund the upkeep of widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, the down-trodden, physically challenged children, barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially.
It is often said that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy persons and I do not want my husband’s hard earned money to be misused or invested into ill perceived ventures. I do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision.I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be with the Almighty when I eventually pass on.

The Almighty will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I do not need any telephone communication in this regard due to my deteriorating health. It is good to get back to me with your own words of trust and agreed with the term and condition of this my mail to you , delaying in your respond me will make me seek for another church or induvidaul for the same matter.

Yours brethren .
Mrs.Camrier Camara (Mother)
camrier@cantv.net

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3 Comments

  1. Bill Bartmann Scam said,

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  2. Work from home said,

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  3. Bill Bartmann Scam? said,

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