Apples and wine

October 21, 2009 at 19:39 (Web) (, , , , , , )

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take apples from
the ground that aren’t so good, but easy. The apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. The
just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave
enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men … men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of the until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.

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1 Comment

  1. sunnydelyte21 said,

    Yeah this one is cute too….lol

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