Negligee joke

October 28, 2009 at 19:26 (Web) (, , , , )

A husband walks into Victoria ‘s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
his wife.  He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500
in price — the more sheer, the higher the price.  Naturally, he opts for
the best, pays the $500 and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she’s no dummy), ‘I have an idea.
It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, but
I’ll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund
for myself.’

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, ‘Good Grief!  You’d think for $500, they’d at least iron
it!’

He never heard the shot.  Funeral on Thursday at Noon.  Closed coffin….

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2 Comments

  1. BMW said,

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    • Fuengirola said,

      Yes the above is a spam comment, but a compliment is a compliment

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