The Pearly Gates

November 13, 2009 at 20:52 (Web) (, , , , , , , , )

40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. ‘I’ve got 40
travellers here. Can I let them in?’

God says ‘We are over quota on Pikeys . Go out to the Pearly Gates and tell them to choose
between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.’

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. ‘They’ve
gone’, he tells God.

‘What?’ says God, ‘All 40 of them?’

‘No, the Pearly Gates’.

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Eye Test

November 7, 2009 at 19:59 (Web) (, , , )

Not sure if you need glasses?  Look carefully at the picture below:

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Chinese Wedding Night

November 7, 2009 at 19:54 (Web) (, , , , , , , )

A young Chinese couple gets married.. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
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