Naked joke

January 26, 2010 at 13:31 (Web) (, , , , , )

A Bloke’s just moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While he was there a little peach of a bird in a robe came out of her apartment next to the mailboxes.

The bloke smiled at the young woman, and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

The poor guy broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, “Let’s go into my apartment. I hear someone coming.”

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now starkers, she purred at him, “What would you say is my best feature?’

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, “It’s got to be your ears.”
Astounded and a little hurt, she asked, “My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day, and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin — no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?”

Clearing his throat, he stammered…”Outside, when you said you heard someone coming… That was me.”

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1 Comment

  1. Tim said,

    LOL… This is a very good joke. I can not wait to tell this to my a joke for apartment. Thanks. I am a real estate agent so i could use this to tell joke to my clients too.

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