Mafia boss

February 25, 2010 at 21:47 (Web) (, , , , , )

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has
cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is
deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It  was assumed
that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything  that
he might have to testify about in court.

When the  Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper
about his missing $10  million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer ‘Ask him where
the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.’

The attorney, using sign  language, asks the
bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper  signs back: ‘I
don’t know what you are talking about.’

The attorney tells the Godfather: ‘He says he
doesn’t know what you’re talking about.’

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper’s temple and says, ‘Ask him again!’

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: ‘He’ll kill you if you don’t
tell him!’

The bookkeeper signs back: ‘OK! OK! You win! The
money is  in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s
backyard in Queens !’

The  Godfather asks the attorney: ‘Well,
what’d he say?’

The  attorney replies: ‘He says you don’t
have the balls to pull the  trigger.’

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