VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES

May 31, 2011 at 11:32 (Web) (, , , , )

1 How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

2 What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

3 What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
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My return

June 19, 2010 at 21:39 (Web) (, , , , )

In case my vast throng of ardent readers have wondered why I have not been posting recently its because of nationstates.  Its website where you get to create your own nation.

Not your facebook related shit where you have to get friends to farm your land (so says south park). But a site where you get to join a world of nations, join regions, vote of UN resolutions, etc… All in all a bit sad, I know.

But there is a very good forum attached to it, with some very heavy weight debaters discussing all major topics. If you’ve never been to the site and you enjoy discussions this is the place to go.

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Small drama on the Costa del Sol

June 17, 2010 at 12:15 (Web) (, , , )

A little bit of drama, a while back I wrote a small article on a site that caught my interest. At the time, it piqued my curiosity as it knocked poorly designed websites. The article lead to a few people criticizing the owner (Wolfgang Brand) of the site as being crooked, bad at his job, etc… In the latest drama, one of his previous defenders (Andrew Clark) has now claimed to have been tricked by this gentleman. The following information has been supplied to me and I take no responsibility for its authenticity or veracity.
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There will come a day

February 25, 2010 at 22:00 (Web)

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Mafia boss

February 25, 2010 at 21:47 (Web) (, , , , , )

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has
cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is
deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It  was assumed
that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything  that
he might have to testify about in court.
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Watch out for sexual predators

February 9, 2010 at 10:18 (fuengirola, Web) (, , , , , , , )

After a near miss on a recent night out, I just wanted to warn everyone of some of the sexual predators out there. Thanks to my friend I saved myself from feelings of regret and Embarrassment.

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Irish sex joke

January 26, 2010 at 17:36 (Web) (, , , , , , , )

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, ‘Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!’

That promptly won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
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Naked joke

January 26, 2010 at 13:31 (Web) (, , , , , )

A Bloke’s just moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While he was there a little peach of a bird in a robe came out of her apartment next to the mailboxes.

The bloke smiled at the young woman, and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
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Pride and Prejudice and…

December 21, 2009 at 21:27 (Web) (, , , , , , , )

I’m sure you’ve all heard of the wonderful (and outstandingly boring) Pride and Prejudice. A book about how the main character, an Elizabeth Bennet, deals with issues of manners, upbringing, moral rightness, education and marriage in her aristocratic society of early 19th century England. A gripping read as you can imagine.
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The Pearly Gates

November 13, 2009 at 20:52 (Web) (, , , , , , , , )

40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. ‘I’ve got 40
travellers here. Can I let them in?’

God says ‘We are over quota on Pikeys . Go out to the Pearly Gates and tell them to choose
between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.’

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. ‘They’ve
gone’, he tells God.

‘What?’ says God, ‘All 40 of them?’

‘No, the Pearly Gates’.

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