VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES

May 31, 2011 at 11:32 (Web) (, , , , )

1 How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

2 What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

3 What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
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Economic crisis joke

October 21, 2009 at 19:37 (Web) (, , , , )

Another funny joke a friend sent me.

Little Patrick asked for a bike for his birthday.
His dad said, ‘we’d get you one, but our mortgage
is £80000 and your mum has lost her job’

next day patrick walked out with his suitcase packed.
His dad asks ‘where r you going son?’. Patrick replied
‘I walked past your Bedroom last night and heard you
tell mum u were pulling out, then I heard mum tell
you to wait coz she was comin too. I’m not staying
here on me own with an £80000 mortgage and no fuckin bike’

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