Naked joke

January 26, 2010 at 13:31 (Web) (, , , , , )

A Bloke’s just moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While he was there a little peach of a bird in a robe came out of her apartment next to the mailboxes.

The bloke smiled at the young woman, and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
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Negligee joke

October 28, 2009 at 19:26 (Web) (, , , , )

A husband walks into Victoria ‘s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
his wife.  He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500
in price — the more sheer, the higher the price.  Naturally, he opts for
the best, pays the $500 and takes it home.
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Apples and wine

October 21, 2009 at 19:39 (Web) (, , , , , , )

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take apples from
the ground that aren’t so good, but easy. The apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. The
just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave
enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
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Men and women poems

October 20, 2009 at 08:14 (Web) (, , , , , )

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won’t be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
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Apartment for rent

August 11, 2009 at 10:27 (Web) (, , , , , , )

Found this quite funny, so for those that enjoy these sort of things have a look at this email.

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.  They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment ‘RENT FOR APARTMENT.’

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price.  So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
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