May 31, 2011 at 11:32 (Web) (, , , , )

1 How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

2 What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

3 What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
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Fuengirola elections

May 13, 2011 at 10:54 (fuengirola) (, , , )

We have our local elections coming up soon and in the run-up, the Town Hall has increased in social media presence by creating twitter and facebook accounts.

Now if like me you are happy with the current party in Fuengirola, make sure to vote for the PP and support our Mayoress ESPERANZA OÑA.

Not saying she’s perfect (which politician is?), but I think she is doing a good job for this town, and the PSOE (socialists) seem to be a bunch of (insert explicative). You only have to watch the debates on the Fuengirola TV to see the sort of calibre of people they are.

Any support the PP and let’s see Fuengirola Advanza!

Esperanza Oña Facebook page

Partido Popular Fuengirola

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Air traffic controller strike over

December 6, 2010 at 12:36 (News) (, , , , )

And I must admit I am quite impressed. Being a socialist leaning country I expected spain to dither over this issue. But no, they went quite hardcore, declared a state of emergency and force the air-traffic controller back to work. Bravo I say!
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Spanish air-traffic controllers strike

December 4, 2010 at 12:10 (News) (, , , )

As I am sure many people have heard Spanish air traffic controllers are on strike. Literally all flights in Spain are grounded and thousands of passengers are stranded. The air traffic controllers are involved in a dispute about their working hours, but have been further angered by austerity measures passed by the government on Friday which would partially privatise the country’s airports.
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My return

June 19, 2010 at 21:39 (Web) (, , , , )

In case my vast throng of ardent readers have wondered why I have not been posting recently its because of nationstates.  Its website where you get to create your own nation.

Not your facebook related shit where you have to get friends to farm your land (so says south park). But a site where you get to join a world of nations, join regions, vote of UN resolutions, etc… All in all a bit sad, I know.

But there is a very good forum attached to it, with some very heavy weight debaters discussing all major topics. If you’ve never been to the site and you enjoy discussions this is the place to go.

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High Spain

June 19, 2010 at 21:18 (fuengirola) (, , , , )

Been exploring the town a bit today and I’ve made the best discovery ever! A pot store. Right in the middle of town! Not hidden in the back streets, not claiming to sell the seeds as collector’s items, but a full blow pot store with seeds, compost, fertilizers, lamps, etc… Unbelievable! It is perfectly legal to grown your own marijuana in Spain. As long as its for personal consumption only.
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Small drama on the Costa del Sol

June 17, 2010 at 12:15 (Web) (, , , )

A little bit of drama, a while back I wrote a small article on a site that caught my interest. At the time, it piqued my curiosity as it knocked poorly designed websites. The article lead to a few people criticizing the owner (Wolfgang Brand) of the site as being crooked, bad at his job, etc… In the latest drama, one of his previous defenders (Andrew Clark) has now claimed to have been tricked by this gentleman. The following information has been supplied to me and I take no responsibility for its authenticity or veracity.
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There will come a day

February 25, 2010 at 22:00 (Web)

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Mafia boss

February 25, 2010 at 21:47 (Web) (, , , , , )

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has
cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is
deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It  was assumed
that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything  that
he might have to testify about in court.
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Watch out for sexual predators

February 9, 2010 at 10:18 (fuengirola, Web) (, , , , , , , )

After a near miss on a recent night out, I just wanted to warn everyone of some of the sexual predators out there. Thanks to my friend I saved myself from feelings of regret and Embarrassment.

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